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Wife: "What are you doing?"
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : "Nothing...? You"ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : "I was looking for the expiry date."
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : "Yes or no."
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!"
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: "It"s very kind of you, darling, but I don"t have any worries or troubles."
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: "Well that"s because we aren"t married yet."
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: " Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy"s lap."
子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn"t left me a fortune?"
一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I"d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I"ll be yours forever.
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。 |
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