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星期一，輕鬆一下
主旨： 會讓人噴飯的-『天才老爸的情書』
『老爸的英文情書』
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書。
老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！
Dear wang little sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you .
Your eyes close, I die;
your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body
Please come to eat and sleep with me,
or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
Like Your people
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！
沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔！
全版如下：
Dear wang little sister: 親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自從看到你的第一眼，我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die;
your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，
你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來。
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter..
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我，沒有關係…
當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉，今年25
（今天是today那麼今年就是toyear，至於偉就翻成great吧！）
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人–爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me,
or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。
（實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光，嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。）
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人
原來做早操的英文是make early fuck ……哈哈哈
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