The phoenix cried fat tears of pearl
While the dragon snapped up his best girl
And the Billywig forgot to twirl,
When his sweetheart left him cold
The unicorn done lost his horn,
And the Hippogriff feels all forlorn,
‵Cause their lady loves have upped and gawn,
Or that‵s what I‵ve been told
Yes love...
Love has set the beasts astir,
The dang‵rous and the meek concur,
It‵s ruffled feathers, fleece, and fur,
‵Cause love drives all of us wild.
