1> IT AINT EASY BEING A DICK!
2> I’VE GOT A HEAD, I CAN’T THINK WITH!
3> AN EYE, I CAN’T SEE OUT OF..
4> I HAVE TO HANG AROUND WITH TWO NUTS ALL THE TIME..
5> MY CLOSEST NEIGHBOR IS AN ASSHOLE.
6> AND MY BEST FRIEND IS A PUSSY!
7> WORST OF ALL MY OWNER BEATS ME ALL THE TIME!!